"I don't really know how bra sizes work," says Kellie, a truly delightful bosom bud from England. "Unfortunately I have to have my bras made to order. I know that the back measurement is important too. When I walk into a shop, the sales assistants are always saying, 'What a small back and big boobs!' All the shops I've gone into have been run by women. I've never been measured by a man. Never a guy a' tall, unfortunately. I think guys can be as good as women in measuring, don't you think?" Of course, Kellie. What do you think we're gonna say?