Okay, boys, let's have a big, big round of applause for this new little lady's arrival to the SCORE universe. A terrific covergirl, as well. Her name is Melanie Addison and SCORE is the first, and hopefully the last, place she'll be hanging her bra in. If the readers show their support, we'll lens her again. She is 27 years-old, born June 26th, 1975, and currently lives in Beverly Hills, California, having relocated several years ago from the east coast. She measures 42-26-38, weighs 135 lbs., stands 5'6" and is a natural 34FF cupper. Yup, Melanie's gifts are Mother Nature's blessings. Says E.M., who wrote as soon as the mag showed up in his mailbox: "Melanie is simply amazing. How do you guys keep finding such gems? She's already a contender for the rookie of the year for 2003. I don't think you can beat her but keep trying!" Answer: Because we're admittedly aggressive about finding and photographing gems. Now Melanie works as an advertising and marketing manager. We didn't find her in a strip bar. And her favorite magazine is...no, not SCORE...it's Cosmopolitan. That means she's interested in sex and how to improve her sex life. So we asked Miss Addison pointblank, "How often do you have sex?" And she said, "Really never. I've had sex only three times in the past two years. I'm really a good girl." Which seems like an unbelievable answer considering Melanie's looks. "Sexually, I've never had any complaints. I'd find a great faithful guy to have sex with all the time," she says wistfully, "but realistically in L.A., I am not going to find that sort so I just don't date." Good. As a stoned-out Albert Brooks mumbles about ex-girlfriend Kathryn Harrold in that great movie Modern Romance: "Don't have sex..don't have sex...don't have sex...don't have sex." If you've never seen that film, rent it and you'll see what we mean. So keep away from men, Melanie. They're no damned good.