"Over the past 15 years, no Voluptuous Girl has had more staying power--more lasting popularity--than Joana Bliss," wrote V-mag editor Dave in the Holiday 2018 issue. "Is Romanian bra-buster and sexpot Joana the greatest V-Girl ever?" This is an extremely difficult question to answer considering all of the fantastic babes we have featured in V-mag over the years. One thing is true. Joana is a Romanian pioneer in big-bust modeling who is still active today, something that is a major accomplishment in any area of photo-modeling. Today, Romania is the new Czech Republic, with stacked girls such as the Star sisters, Kitty Cute and Amie Taylor joining the Big Show. We don't know if any of those girls know who Joana is and what her contribution is to the big-boob world but she paved the way. Always youthful, it seems like Joana has discovered a secret, and by natural ways.

Big-boobed superstar Joana Bliss keeps in shape with her daily yoga and calisthenics but never loses her voluptuous curves and huge, natural boobs. Great for her, great for us. Back to the gym goes Joana and we follow to watch her do her yoga, make bouncy-bouncy on a large gym ball and watch her heavy hangers swing in close-up slow-motion. Piece by piece, Miss Bliss's workout outfit comes off as she trains. Fantastic! Because Joana has fidgety finger exercises to do at the conclusion of this fitness session, we rented a gym just for her so the breast goddess could have some privacy.

Being employed by Joana Bliss doesn't guarantee job security but it does guarantee that you'll be on time every day for one of her personal meetings in her office. Joana doesn't need to speak at these meetings. She uses body language and she knows that every employee will be totally absorbed in what she has to communicate with her world-famous body and big tits. "I found that dressing sexy has a strong effect on men," said Joana in the understatement of the year. "For some reason they want to spend time with me. They call me names like goddess. That's very nice. Only one man said my boobs are too big. Everyone has a different taste but it is not necessary to say things like that to someone. I prefer to be with people that say good things." When it comes to sex on the first date, Joana is not on that page. "It happened one time. It wasn't sex. It was something more than that. I can't just have sex right away or it can't be just sex. I don't like selling myself short. I like to play with girls but I have no interest in shooting with men. Sex is too personal in my life. I prefer intimacy and love making."

Joana Bliss seeks bliss and erotic nirvana with two devices attuned to her vibratory patterns. Sometimes a girl wants to combine the old-fashioned way with tech to bliss out. She has a small massager that looks like a prop from Star Trek. It lights up and she rubs it all over her sensitive nipples. After going the old-school way with a finger-fondling of her very pink, shaved pussy, Joana touches her clit with a magic wand, a massager that many girls say is tremendous at giving them major orgasms even though they tell store clerks it's for neck and back aches. What's a day like for gentle Joana back home in Romania when she isn't in front of a cameraman? "I take a shower, I have something to eat, I practice yoga and medition and then we may go to a movie, meet friends or just go to a park or to the countryside. I love nature." Joana is a vegetarian and never eats meat. Her diet must be healthy because...well...look at her. Her boobs and all the rest of her are well-fed and phenomenal. "I like a lot of fruit, good natural foods, easy to prepare vegetables. I like mushrooms, a lot of different mushrooms. "If I did not like to be looked at and admired, I would never have taken my clothing off for everyone to see," Joana said.

In May 2005 Voluptuous magazine, we wrote "One of the truly bountiful discoveries, Joana came pretty damned close to taking the Newcomer of the Year contest. This very nice, well-mannered girl with a flawless body and sparkling eyes has it all going in every way and is not shy in front of the camera so her vote harvesting was no big surprise." Joana would eventually win Voluptuous Model of the Year twice in a row, in 2013 and 2014, a feat accomplished only by Nicole Peters (2004, 2005), Renee Ross (2010, 2011) and Vanessa Y. (2015, 2016). More than a model, Joana's a big-bust legend. While most girls are active for a few years before moving on, Joana's fire never fades. She keeps the mojo going and seems to have found some kind of fountain of youth.

Joana Bliss is the perfect SCORELAND New Ager. Meditation, yoga, a vegan diet and Tantric sex are her collective path to perfection. "I like a man to be spontaneous. I am the same. He should be genuine because I am genuine. I do not create a false personality in anything I do. Men do not need to be someone they are not. The most important thing is to love, and then the rest becomes perfect. This is what I seek most of all, a perfect way of living." A state of bliss? Joana's lifestyle is not in conflict with her career as a nude model. We'd say it even complements it. "We are born naked. I am not ashamed of my body and I like to show it. I am fortunate to have fans who follow me and accept me for what I am and what I do."

Joana Bliss is in a state of bliss. Dressed for kitchen pleasure, foodie, vegan and all-around nature girl Joana has her pick of ripe fruit to choose from. She has bananas to put in her mouth and suck. (That's a banana to be jealous of.) Oranges to squeeze so that the juice runs down over her work-of-art boobs into a glass. Watermelons to rub on her own natural melons. Joana must be a lot of fun to food shop with at her local farmers' market. Joana is the kind of girl who puts the romance in Romania. "I like to make a man feel my love," Joana said. "I am playful and spontaneous. I like a man to make me feel the same way and to show me what feels genuine and real to me. The most important thing is to love and then the rest becomes perfect. Sex on the first date? If I am feeling it, then why not?" Joana doesn't go out dressed like a sex bomb. She tends to keep a low profile in public because she knows her super-voluptuous looks will attract too much attention and stares. What she has, other women dream of having.