Imagine hearing the knock at your door. You open it, expecting some bull-dyke of a cleaning woman and you find a superstacked maid named Jade Feng whose cleavage enters your place before she does. A woman more interested in washing your moo goo guy pork with her tongue than wasting time washing your cum-stained laundry. Jade's household skills also extend to mega-bra adjustment. "I am about 44-27-36 and I should wear a 36K bra, but no companies I know of make that size," said Jade. "I have to buy bras like a 44DDD, which is about the same as an F-cup, then I have to cut the main back-band to make it shorter. Then I have to sew the hooks back on to complete it. I can also wear a 38F, but it is too tight!" After this scene, our studio manager interviews Jade as everyone drives back to SCORE HQ. A charged-up Jade can't stop herself from doing the cock-karaoke into the meat-microphone. Running Time: 22:57