What did it mean to sail on the Boob Cruise? It meant staggering to bed every night at four a.m. and waking up two hours later for another day of action and a new island. It meant eating at a busy table of busty shipmates where there is never a silent moment. It meant dancing with a scantily-clad girl who laughed when her big tits fell out of her dress. It meant looking at a pure black sky and noticing the stars like never before. It meant the heady scent of suntan lotion and sweat emanating from suntanned girl-flesh. It meant living in your own separate world, and whatever was happening back home, well, that didn't matter. The ship was the world.

This ship, the Star Clipper, sailed to Anguilla, Prickly Pear Island, St. Maarten, Tortola, Virgin Gorda and other islands that most people know about only from travel magazines and television.

This leg of Boob Cruise Paradise kicks off with the morning aerobics class on deck. This daily workout was open to everyone although most of the… Read More »