Don't play poker with a busty vixen like Vixen LaMoore unless you like losing. These shuffle bums are about to learn a bitter lesson. If Vixen thinks she can call their bluff with her super-cleavage...she's fuckin' A-right. Vixen's one smart cookie, and when this game was over, the dudes wore barrels and she wore the wind. So who's the loser here? Not Vixen, even though she wound up losing her shirt. Vixen's play-by play in the SCORE poker room does have timely and socially redeeming value. Lesson #1: You've got to know when to hold 'em. Vix does. She holds 'em really well. And that trick with the beer bottle is just plain wrong. She's trying to distract us and make us fold. There's nothing written that says Vix can't do this, but it ain't fair. Not only did she make these guys choke on the green felt, she forced them to choke their chickens also. No one can beat her pair.