Huge mega-tits alert! The supersensational coverbabe Sarah Mercury of Cape Cod, MA, graces us this month, and also blasts apart XL Girls Magazine (SCORE Special #70). From the very beginning, Sarah destroyed us. The icing on the cake was that pretty face. Lovely, fresh and angelic in appearance. We were having panic attacks until we were able to get her down to SCORE in Miami for the beginning of a slew of photo shoots. Now that the Prozac has kicked in and the shoot accomplished, we're feeling much better, especially secure in the knowledge that no other magazine is ever gonna get their stinking mitts on Sarah. For the stat man, you'll be delighted to know that Sarah wears a 36I bra and measures 48-29-42. Far from slim & stacked, obviously, but with tits like hers, you know the hormones are bubbling through her like a volcano about to erupt. No surprise when SCORELANDERS went crazy when she made her initial appearance in New Discoveries, on our well-worn examination table in the SCORE Medical Measuring Clinic. Mark these words: the name Sarah Mercury will go down in big bust history like an asteroid hit.