Winner of the first Plumper of the Year Award, it's always an erection year with Samantha. A very sexual woman with a lot of varied interests, she takes great pride in everything she does, including polishing a big hard-on until it fires, usually on her wonderful tits. "There are no mistakes in bed, not unless the girl says, 'Don't do that,' which I rarely say, and the guy keeps on doing what she tells him not to do. The biggest mistake guys make is getting insulted when girls ask for something in bed. Hey, we don't expect you to know everything about how our bodies work, just how to please us. So listen to us."