In this pictorial, there's a shot of Petra holding up a copy of November 2001 Voluptuous opened to her first shoot. Kinda neat and something we'd like to do more of. It's almost like Martha Stewart holding up one of her books. Almost.

Israeli-born Petra was back in London for a spell, so our man Sherlick Hooters was quickly on the scent again -- you all know what that scent is -- and he persuaded Petra to get into the tub. She needed little convincing. "My parents tried to teach me to be a conservative girl," Petra admits. "But I have a wild part inside me. I enjoy showing my body. They'd probably disown me if they ever saw this. They don't even know I belly dance. I could never tell them I posed for Voluptuous Magazine." Guess asking Petra to pose with a sausage in her mouth would be out of the question. Let alone eating one. Kosher, non-kosher. Doesn't matter to us. Still, hope springs eternal. "We'll see. Right now, no." That's fine. Your filthy-minded, disgusting, perverted editors are willing to wait for a reasonable amount of time. Like we always say: all women fuck. Only a tiny fraction will do it on camera.