Pick-up lines that guys have tried on Melissa Carey with no success:

1. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
2. Let's use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
3. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
4. Your face or mine?
5. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
6. Hi. Are you legal?
7. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
8. I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
9. Here's my cell phone....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
10. Hi. Yes. You'll do.
11. That's a nice blouse, it would go great with my floor.
12. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
13. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
14. Do you want to see something swell?

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