Cold-tile bathroom sets are problematic. Some guys love them. Some guys hate them. If it's a soapy tub shoot, the model's lower half winds up obscured. There's a lot of erotic, fuck-me positions a girl can't do without a bed or something cushy to pose on. So why do we still do 'em? One reason is that the bathroom is a girl's favorite place. You've all waited two hours for a date to finish getting ready so you know it's the truth. But let's not ignore Marta here, waiting patiently on her knees. Russian-born, living and working in Dresden, Germany. Very cute, nice-n-busty. Waiting to be sunk into. Holy shite (as the Brits say), it's been nearly a year since Marta debuted in V-Mag. Where's the time go? "I'm not voting for Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year because Marta, my favorite Muscovite, was not on the ballot, and you're not accepting write-ins," grouses L.T. of Seneca Falls, New York. "Marta is one of the cutest and most unusual models you've ever published," notes J.Z. of St. Paul, Minnesota, adding the zinger-like comment: "You really missed the boat on this one." J.Z. didn't elaborate on what he meant by unusual. The pixie-like face? The serious expressions? Your guess is as qualified as ours. When V-Mag gets back to Germany, we'll definitely give Marta a call.