Voluptuous: Okay, this is a really bad question, and you can slap my face if you want: Are you easy?
Maria: Yes! And proud of it.
Voluptuous: Well, if guys want it on the first date, why shouldn't girls?
Maria: Well, I have a theory about the first date. I think you should have sex first. Why waste your time having dinner with somebody you don't like? I think you should just get it out of the way and find out if the sex is good, and then, if it works out, have dinner.
Voluptuous: Let me get this right. A guy asks you out...
Maria: I believe in him coming in first and fucking me. I invite him in and have sex. That's my preference. I've been rejected a few times and had a few bad dinners, but it usually works out to both of our advantages. We have sex and we relax during dinner. We have a better date, and, of course, we like each other more. I think that's a better way.
Voluptuous: Okay, Maria, let's try this. Knock-knock.
Maria: Who's there?
Voluptuous: It's your date.
Maria: Hi, come in. Take off your pants.
Voluptuous: That happens?
Maria: In my house it does.
Voluptuous: So, it would be safe to say that you're very sexually assertive.
Maria: Yes.
Voluptuous: And if you want to have sex with a guy, you'll speak up.
Maria: Yes.
Voluptuous: You know, most girls want the dinner first.
Maria: They do not! They just think they want the dinner first. That's the problem. It's a rule, and they think they want to have dinner first, but they don't really want dinner first. They want sex. It works up your appetite, then you want good food.