The top ten rules for dating Lena Li, according to her blog.

1.) Most men don't have the patience or the energy for me.
2.) I am a closet romantic, which means that I won't admit that I am a romantic.
3.) I need attention, especially from a guy that claims to adore me.
4.) I will tell you that I hate cuddling but I really do need that most of the time.
5.) Act childish or child-like with me. Most of the time, I act like I am either eight or twelve.
6.) Tell me that you miss me even if you saw me or talked to me five minutes ago.
7.) Make me the #1 person in your life.
8.) Don't ask me to do this and that for you. I won't. But if you don't ask, I probably would do it.
9.) Surprise me with flowers all the time.
10.) Never be late or cancel or re-schedule on me. I won't ever forgive you.