"I'm proud of my body. I love my voluptuousness," says Lana, whom we first met when she appeared for the first time at an Exotic Dancer Expo in 2004. A man attracts her attention by "being polite, dressing decently and being funny and honest." She says the worst thing a guy can say to a woman is "to use the words slut, whore, cunt, tramp or anything like that, just even once." The funniest pick-up line a guy tried on Lana was "Can I lick your armpit? He actually said that." Must have been from the cocky-funny school of pick-up artists. Lana's goals for the future include doing more generalized modeling, like fashion and catalog. A car buff who loves anything with wheels, she'd also like to model for the covers of car magazines.