As our esteemed V-Mag editor Dave so delicately phrases it, "Okay, so we admit it, we're dirty perverts who get off on the sight of big-titted college girls giving blowjobs to plastic cocks and sticking them between their tits." As good as any introduction to Kelly, a British girl lured into a web of big tit intrigue by our London newspaper ads advertising for models. Short of pretending to be doctors and setting up a phoney women's health clinic, this classic ad can't be beat for pulling 'em in and getting 'em naked. Kelly is a mere 19, born Aug. 21, 1982, stands 5'4", weighs 135 lbs, measures 40-26-35 and wears the Brit equivalent of a 36DD sling. She lives in Gainsborough and is a university student who has not decided her definitive role in life. Her hobbies include dancing and pubbing. A typical British girl. We'll let Dave wrap it up. "The more pliable their tits, the better. The wider they're willing to spread their asscheeks, the better."