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SCORE jokes:
What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
You can drop your load in a washing machine without it following you around for a week.
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for two hours?
Because the label said concentrate.
Why do blondes wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm.
After fucking a blonde he's picked up, the guy goes into the kitchen and pours a glass of milk. His cock is still hot, so he sticks it in the milk to cool it off. The blonde walks in, sees him, and says, "Oh, I always wondered how guys
refilled those."
Why do blondes have big tits?
So men will talk to them.
Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
More leg room.
Kayla jokes:
Why did God create man?
Because vibrators don't mow lawns.
What do beer bottles and men have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.
How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are taken and what's left is handicapped.
What does a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
Men usually miss all three.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
You can drop your load in a washing machine without it following you around for a week.
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for two hours?
Because the label said concentrate.
Why do blondes wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm.
After fucking a blonde he's picked up, the guy goes into the kitchen and pours a glass of milk. His cock is still hot, so he sticks it in the milk to cool it off. The blonde walks in, sees him, and says, "Oh, I always wondered how guys
refilled those."
Why do blondes have big tits?
So men will talk to them.
Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
More leg room.
Kayla jokes:
Why did God create man?
Because vibrators don't mow lawns.
What do beer bottles and men have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.
How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are taken and what's left is handicapped.
What does a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
Men usually miss all three.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
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Our Happy Members
Let me tell you every dick looks small between those mammaries. Scoreland, you guys did an awesome job!!
Kray
Another excellent girl/girl shoot. Both Holly and Molly are very beautiful women. thank you Scoreland. Keep up the great work!
2mates
Absolutely amazing! Just love the way she looks at the camera while the milk shoots from her tits! This is what makes Scoreland the BEST!!!
Orwell
Im new to scoreland and this chick makes it well worth it! She is fucking smoking hot!!!! Where do you find these models! Gorgeous!!!!!!
John
Many thanks Scoreland, simply Amazing... Best website ever!
Anon
This is why I love Scoreland!! Terri Jane is fantastic. Those pendulous, vein engorged, orbs of love are spectacular! Where do you find these women?
OB
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