Mastheads (usually statues of pretty women) were added to boats and ships for good luck. SCORELAND goes one better with monokini-busting mermaid Katy Ann dancing and bouncing with high energy on the bow while our boat boob-cruised along Miami. Dancing out of her cut-off shorts and swimsuit, exuberant Katy Ann wore the wind as she came on the boat.

"My sexual fantasies are having sex near a waterfall, having sex in a field of flowers, being tied up after going shopping with ribbon from a package and having kinky sex. I always wanted to have sex in the ocean, but I'm afraid it might sweep me away so maybe by a waterfall," Katy Ann told us. "I once went to Hawaii, and that was my fantasy, but the water was really cold and the waterfall was coming down really hard and I was like, 'I really don't think I'm going to be able to have sex that way.' It's not very practical. It looks pretty. Kind of like shower sex."

For those of you new to SCORELAND, we spotted Katy Ann on the internet. "I did some regular modeling, but I would go home and do dirty webcam shows for fun. Some people might know me from Streammate, but I've decided to branch out more. SCORE actually found me on Twitter. I'm Twitter friends with Amber Alena. She let me know that an editor liked my looks and wanted to know if I'd like to pose for SCORE. And you invited me to shoot, so here I am, and it's been so much fun."