There are two clubs Ivy often dances in: The Barrel of Dolls and the Klassy Kat in Rochester, NY. Feel free to visit. It won't be free once you walk through the door, but then you know that drill already. "I treated myself to a breast massage," said Ivy. "Yes, I know it sounds funny, but I did it for health reasons. It wasn't sexual at all. The massage therapist I went to was trained in Indian massage techniques. She used pomegranate oil, which she said is used traditionally for women's breasts. The therapist also recommends that women massage their own breasts two or three times a week, between five and fifteen minutes at a time. I really feel wonderful after a breast massage." She didn't say what she paid but it was probably a good chunk of change. This breast massage racket, it looks like a good thing to learn. Must be a lot of women like Ivy looking for boob massages. And it's always good to have a part-time job after retirement. It would beat bagging groceries at the local supermarket.