The mermaid patron of Ustka, a small Polish port town, faces artistic breast enhancement after politicians said her breasts were too small and her hips too wide. The town's mermaid coat of arms was supposed to play a key role in a promotional campaign and her looks became a big topic in city hall. "There was a discussion about the shield and one female official said that the mermaid's breasts were too small and that she was a bit fat," a city hall spokesperson said. "We are now considering altering the mermaid slightly by making her breasts bigger and making her leaner. She will become more attractive and Ustka will gain publicity." SCORE feels that Ines Cudna should have become Ustka's coat of arms girl. They could have saved a lot of time, effort and money. Ines would have been happy to help.