Holly Garner wants her spectacular boobs oiled. This is a job for Mr. Hands. Professional breast rubdowns are his specialty. Fully licensed and bonded, he's there in a flash when he gets the call.

SCORELAND: Holly, if you could have three wishes come true, what would you wish for?

Holly Garner: I am very much concerned about the problems of ecology and the animal world of our planet. My first and most important wish would be to solve the problem of damage to all living things at the hands of mankind.

My second wish would be to have a very strict animal welfare law around the world. My heart breaks with pain at the thought of how many dogs and cats live on the streets. There are a lot of such abandoned animals in Russia. And worst of all, many animals are deliberately tortured by humans. I would very much like them to bear the punishment for this and also undergo psychotherapy and be controlled in the future.

I also have a stupid but cherished dream. I would like to hug a little panda. At least for a couple of seconds. These wonderful animals amaze me.