coming soon: April 2002 Score

Balling Dr. Hills is the name of this boob banger. Dr. Haley Hills of the SCORE Medical Center in Genital Hospital sees her last patient of the day. This unfortunate gentleman suffers from erectile problems. A complete exam by Dr. Hills is his last resort. He's tried everything, including those pills he saw on a late-night infomercial. Nothing keeps it up. Except now it's different. Whereas in the past, he's had elderly Dr. Seymore Tuchas sticking a gloved finger up his asshole to check his prostate, now he's got Dr. Hills, who's got more moves than Curley Neal of the Harlem Globetrotters, and bigger tits to boob. By the time this poor patient is done, he's been fucked out of his health coverage until the year 2004.