You would like to play touch football with Desiree. After all, you have seen every inch of her voluptuously stacked physique at SCORELAND. You have seen Desiree tackled and blitzed. You have watched as her end zone was penetrated. Those full, robustly big boobs are a joy to watch in "hang time."

Opposing players have committed numerous holding violations against her. Bend, bang and bounce are not just football coaching terms used to describe Desiree's spread formation. Desiree is in a fantasy football league of her own.

"Guys want to look in my eyes, but they get stuck at my chest. They are always looking at my boobs. I look at their faces, but they are not staring at my eyes." That's one way to fake them out and score a touchdown, Desiree.