What to say about Denise? Pretty! Great body! Ahhh, fuck it...how about turning to the copy that goes with her pictorial (which we affectionately call "cheesecake") for this one..." Lucky banana (Denise does that food thing), huh? Well, that could be you, Big Daddy, 'cause this full-figured lady with the I'll-fuck-you-silly look is ready, willing and able to give it up for the right man. He doesn't have to be handsome. Personality and smarts don't matter. All he needs is...money!......We know, chicks who love money are such a turn-off. But, we ask you, is it really that bad? Looks? Personality? I.Q.? Cock size? Tough to change those. But money? With a platinum card, you can fool anybody! So, call Chase, head to Rancho Cucamonga, California and, when you find Denise, you're half-way home. Why? Because we've already done your research and you know what turns her on! Don't ever let anybody say Voluptuous isn't educational!"