Brianna: (Making a sly, "put-you-on" expression) I'm a dancer, actress, showgirl, stripper...and retired schoolgirl...
SCORE: Okay, so you went to college, went to broadcasters' school...
Brianna: At school, I was getting a lot of negative attitude. "Your boobs are too big."
SCORE: Did you ever consider becoming a weather girl?
Brianna: Absolutely. Only if I could be topless.
SCORE: Let me ask you a question. Would you stand up and do a little weather broadcast?
Brianna: Okay...we have a lot of golden showers coming from east. Here in Miami, it's perfectly sunny.
SCORE: Looks like you have a big front coming in, Brianna.
Brianna: The big front's coming in from the east all the way down to the south. So grab your raincoats and your umbrellas and say yeah.
SCORE: Do you like to dance topless or nude?
Brianna: Topless. No one looks down past my boobs anyway. I really dance for the boob crowd. I do like to show my rosebud but my boobs are my best friends. Anytime I get to hang out with them, and let them hang out, is my favorite time. My favorite past-time. Anyplace I can keep my boobs out of my bra is where I want to be.