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Most people do a double take when they learn that Brandy Dean is a porn star, stripper, model and all-around big-tit entertainer. Her hair is red. She's from Ohio. She has cornfed looks. She's cute. She looks innocent.

"Usually they just look at me very stunned," said Brandy. "Most people don't know what to say, or they'll say, 'I never would have guessed that.'"

Brandy used to tour the strip club circuit but no longer.

"I feature-danced for years. It's a little different on the feature scene so I'm not doing it now, but I enjoyed it. I was tired of the travel. I like to travel, but you get burnt out."

Brandy never shot much porn. Her videos are far and few between. She's not a prolific hardcore performer.

"I stay in contact with my fans. People email me, and a lot of them ask, 'When are you going to shoot again?'"

For some reason, Brandy doesn't get hit on when she goes out. We don't get that. When she enters a room, her jutting sweater-mounds precede her by several…