Most of the star columns in the bust magazines are written by a hairy, overweight male staffer who cranks out the copy between bites of a bologna on white sandwich. Not so with Alyssa, who brought a welcome breath of fresh air with her "On The Road" photo-column which kicked off in our January '98 issue. Considering the pace of her non-stop touring, that's a remarkable achievement. Rarely do you see a glimpse into the true life of a feature dancer nor as well written. Alyssa's "On The Road" delivers the goods. She was a delight on Boob Cruise 2000 and we look forward to her ship's log in the special Double Issue Boob Cruise edition coming in October. It'll be a winnah. Another wonderful surprise was Alyssa deciding to pose on the beach during the Cruise. That set can be seen in our BC2K Update section. Six pictorials in SCORE starting with the May '96 issue, including a rare and sizzling girl-girl with Heather Hooters in the June '97 issue. Her video work is nearly nonexistent save…