SCORE: Now this is going to be your first time in a magazine?
Alyson: Yes, it is.
SCORE: How do you feel about that?
Alyson: It's a bit scary.
SCORE: What's scary about it?
Alyson: I don't know. People seeing my poonani, I suppose.
SCORE: Tell us about the dancing you do.
Alyson: In the Sunday Sport newspaper they have an ad and there's pictures of us. They print the different dates and clubs. What we do is get the newspaper and have a look at the venues and pick out the ones we want to do. Then we phone the boss and tell him to pencil us in for the dates we've chosen. The dancers meet up at a set place and we go on a bus.
SCORE: What goes on in the bus?
Alyson: Girls sticking their bums and boobs out the window at passing drivers.
SCORE: So you want to be passing by this bus if you're in England.
Alyson: Yes, definitely.
SCORE: When you go on the road, is it for a couple days, a couple weeks?
Alyson: It depends. If, say, we're traveling up to Scotland to do two shows we might stay in a hotel overnight, do the next show and then come home.
SCORE: So how many women are on this bus?
Alyson: Up to ten.
SCORE: How does the bus driver handle this?
Alyson: He's good as gold. He's like a dad to us. He's got a girlfriend who dances as well and she comes along so there's no naughty stuff going on.
SCORE: So you're comparing boobs, you're flashing out the window, what else?
Alyson: We're comparing little bits of fur.