It's gym time and lovely Micky Bells has some big, heavy bells to swing and shake when she uses some of her workout session to bounce on a fitness ball. This is the real reason these training balls were invented. We will not be fooled. Obviously, a tit-man originally designed them.

SCORELAND: Micky, do you like sports?

Micky: I don't play sports. I like to take walks.

SCORELAND: What about special abilities?

Micky: Nothing I can think of. Maybe that I can suck my boobs without hands.

SCORELAND: What makes you laugh?

Micky: Cats. And my kid.

SCORELAND: Do you watch any favorite television shows?

Micky: Not just one. I have a list.

SCORELAND: Do you have any girlfriends with breasts like yours? We wish you did.

Micky: I have. But not as big as mine.

SCORELAND: If that ever changes, let us know. Read More »