"No matter what I wear, I'm always the girl with the biggest boobs in the room!" That sometimes has its advantages, of course. "Definitely!" she said. "I can always get instant service from a male bartender, no matter how crowded the place is," she said. "I've walked right in the front door at clubs where there was a huge line to get in. I've gotten plenty of freebies for having big tits. Free food, drinks, limo rides.. lots of things!" That sounds fair to us. She makes us happy. We should do everything we can to make her happy. .