Sneaking up on Joana Bliss while she's showering off after her bikini bathtub afternoon, our photographer gets the green light from beautiful Bliss to hang around and roll his boob-cam "I love the water," Joana says, spraying her incredible boobs and the other parts of her sexy body with a hand-held shower attachment. Were these showerheads designed for women? We believe they were. After showering, the ever-smiling, always happy Joana towels off to apply creamy lotion to her supple skin. Our photographer is fortunate that Joana didn't turn the hose on him. She's too nice a girl to do that.

"My sexual fantasies are to have many orgasms all of the time, like cosmic ones," said Joana Bliss, SCORELAND's stacked new-age flower child. "The blend of spiritual love and Tantric sex is very satisfying to me. It has changed me a lot, but it's not so easy to explain. It's something you have to experience. I enjoy being with girls, as you know. My favorite position is 69." This isn't the first time Joana's cum by toying herself. She was using toys over ten years ago in her earliest appearances. "I like to masturbate because I feel it is very healthy to release the sexual energies and not let these energies build up for too long in the body." Joana might be the ultimate "sensuous woman." On-camera or in person, she has loads of confidence and sex appeal. "I don't have sex on the first date with someone but it happened one time. It wasn't sex. It was something more than that. I can't just have sex right away or it can't be just sex. There has to be more of a connection. I must feel a connection and know my partner."

"I feel sexy all of the time," said the great Joana Bliss, a New Age goddess who's discovered the fountain of youth through a healthy lifestyle, yoga and meditation. "I have been called a goddess before. It's a beautiful compliment." Joana takes us to a gym where she can have some privacy. She proceeds to workout in stages, from dressed in a sexy fitness outfit to totally naked. We get to see Joana's breast exercises, calisthenics and dumbbell curls and some of it in slow motion too. With her booty shorts peeled off, Joana gives her pussy some exercise also. The gym manager didn't see Joana doing this scene but he did offer her a free lifetime pass before she and our crew exited. Unfortunately for him and his gym customers, it's too long a commute from Bucharest to Prague. Joana has a sly sense of humor too. When we asked her what a guy should do to actually meet her, she answered, "Get in line." It's a good thing we had this gym to ourselves or this video would have never been finished. Joana's been photographed by many different SCORE photographers over the years. All of them loved her modeling style and personality. Enjoy the boob bliss Joana brings.

Joana Bliss seeks bliss and erotic nirvana with two devices attuned to her vibratory patterns. Sometimes a girl wants to combine the old-fashioned way with tech to bliss out. She has a small massager that looks like a prop from Star Trek. It lights up and she rubs it all over her sensitive nipples. After going the old-school way with a finger-fondling of her very pink, shaved pussy, Joana touches her clit with a magic wand, a massager that many girls say is tremendous at giving them major orgasms even though they tell store clerks it's for neck and back aches. What's a day like for gentle Joana back home in Romania when she isn't in front of a cameraman? "I take a shower, I have something to eat, I practice yoga and medition and then we may go to a movie, meet friends or just go to a park or to the countryside. I love nature." Joana is a vegetarian and never eats meat. Her diet must be healthy because...well...look at her. Her boobs and all the rest of her are well-fed and phenomenal. "I like a lot of fruit, good natural foods, easy to prepare vegetables. I like mushrooms, a lot of different mushrooms. "If I did not like to be looked at and admired, I would never have taken my clothing off for everyone to see," Joana said.

In May 2005 Voluptuous magazine, we wrote "One of the truly bountiful discoveries, Joana came pretty damned close to taking the Newcomer of the Year contest. This very nice, well-mannered girl with a flawless body and sparkling eyes has it all going in every way and is not shy in front of the camera so her vote harvesting was no big surprise." Joana would eventually win Voluptuous Model of the Year twice in a row, in 2013 and 2014, a feat accomplished only by Nicole Peters (2004, 2005), Renee Ross (2010, 2011) and Vanessa Y. (2015, 2016). More than a model, Joana's a big-bust legend. While most girls are active for a few years before moving on, Joana's fire never fades. She keeps the mojo going and seems to have found some kind of fountain of youth.

Joana Bliss is the perfect SCORELAND New Ager. Meditation, yoga, a vegan diet and Tantric sex are her collective path to perfection. "I like a man to be spontaneous. I am the same. He should be genuine because I am genuine. I do not create a false personality in anything I do. Men do not need to be someone they are not. The most important thing is to love, and then the rest becomes perfect. This is what I seek most of all, a perfect way of living." A state of bliss? Joana's lifestyle is not in conflict with her career as a nude model. We'd say it even complements it. "We are born naked. I am not ashamed of my body and I like to show it. I am fortunate to have fans who follow me and accept me for what I am and what I do."

Being employed by Joana Bliss doesn't guarantee job security but it does guarantee that you'll be on time every day for one of her personal meetings in her office. Joana doesn't need to speak at these meetings. She uses body language and she knows that every employee will be totally absorbed in what she has to communicate with her world-famous body and big tits. "I found that dressing sexy has a strong effect on men," said Joana in the understatement of the year. "For some reason they want to spend time with me. They call me names like goddess. That's very nice. Only one man said my boobs are too big. Everyone has a different taste but it is not necessary to say things like that to someone. I prefer to be with people that say good things." When it comes to sex on the first date, Joana is not on that page. "It happened one time. It wasn't sex. It was something more than that. I can't just have sex right away or it can't be just sex. I don't like selling myself short. I like to play with girls but I have no interest in shooting with men. Sex is too personal in my life. I prefer intimacy and love making."