Meet Jessica Roberts. Officer Jessica Roberts. Prepare to be arrested by this New Discovery. This is an excellent reason for having a stop and frisk policy, but only if it's conducted by Jessica, preferably in the back seat of a car.
Jessica is originally from Chicago, Illinois. That's where she developed her 43-inch knockers. She developed very young and was the bustiest girl in her school not to mention the police academy. Jessica had C-cups while her classmates had mosquito bites. She was blessed in the chest unlike the rest.
Now that you have been escorted to Jessica's security office, you are to remain seated and keep your hands by your sides, if that's possible, while she frisks herself at her desk. This is her technique for extracting a confession out of you, amongst other things. She's learned that it's very effective. Guess watching those old reruns of T.J. Hooker have paid off. When she pulls her naturals out of her cop blouse, you'll be happy to be busted by her.
Jessica needs some room to stretch out and gets on top of her desk to continue her investigation and wrap up her report. You have the right to remain erect. Miami is a very different kind of town than Chicago but we predict that Jessica will do just fine here. Prepare for her upcoming scene where she busts a suspect really hard!