Sometimes a legend emerges despite a short career. This is the case with jiggly and juggy Jessica Juggs. In 29 year-old Jessica's pictorial (October '94), the editor of SCORE wrote: "We have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you have Jessica's first appearance and it's eight pages long. The bad news is, reach for some tissues because Jessica Juggs has officially retired." Said Jessica, "I'm sort of living my fantasy right now. I'm hoping to settle down after this." Settle down..ugh. Why do they do this?