The SCORE staff agreed on one thing during lunch. If anyone had Janet Jade for a girlfriend, he'd never leave the house and neither would she. But it was much better for the Boob Brotherhood that Janet share her bodacious self and be captured in videos and photos. We still get emails and letters about her. Our cameramen in the SCORE Studio tackled a complicated photographic project: posing a girl on a glass table built to safely hold the weight of a girl with very big tits. You get to see all kinds of beautiful angles that way. Janet go-go danced naked and twerked on the glass. The view is educational. We have to thank those guys for getting on their backs and shooting up through the glass to capture angles of a girl that the average man will never get to see.

All of us have seen plenty of car wash scenes. Some stand-alone videos, others that are part of a movie. In our opinion, this video ranks up there in the top ten due entirely to the amazing car wash skills of Janet Jade. We had no idea just how good she was but as soon as she got out of the Jeep and started stroking the antenna, we realized this was a million times better than any car commercial that Detroit's come up with. Once a week, a car wash van pulls up at SCORE's offices to see if any employees want their rides cleaned, but, despite our fervent prayers, Janet Jade has never stepped out of the van in a bikini top and tight shorts. If Janet ever decides to relocate to warm, sunny Miami from the frozen tundra of Detroit, she could make a bundle washing cars. In fact, Janet could just wash one car and simply charge admission to watch her at work getting her incredible 38DDDs all soapy and drippy. This upgraded SCORELAND video is the proof, and at almost 25 minutes, it's quite a good deal. You may find yourself with a real mess on your hands after watching it and all the blame for that should be squarely placed on Janet. It's all her fault.

Janet Jade is just like any healthy, young, super-stacked Michigan citizen. She rollerblades, watches movies, and likes to have fun. "I love R&B music. I love to dance to R&B. Shake my titties." You betcha! We've urged JJ to move to Miami and get away from the deep freeze there but it's not easy getting Detroit out of the girl. She does like Miami though. "I love the warm weather, but I'm from Detroit where it's very cold, and I don't like that. The warm weather is better. I get to wear less clothes, too, which is good. I don't like covering up my body so much." We don't like her covering up her body either! One of our cameramen chats with Janet and before long, she's putting on a toy story! JJ really knows what she's doing!

They don't come any more "busty-chick-next-door" than Janet Jade and Christy Marks. In her corner, breaking the measuring tape at 38DDD, standing 5'2" and weighing 138 squeezable pounds, Janet Jade from Detroit. Her fellow handmaiden Christy Marks, 36H, 5'4" and 134 pounds is from Pennsylvania. They would have made a great team running a massage parlor. "A lot of guys like my ass, but most guys mostly pay attention to my boobs," Janet said. Christy is entranced by Janet's sweater-bumps. "I don't know whose titties are bigger, but I like yours better. I think mine might be wider and yours are bigger. But I think they look really nice together." They walk towards the camera wearing low-cut tops that display their cleavage mounds like a frame showcasing a painting. Christy and Janet play with their tits, helping each other remove their boobs from their tops. They squeeze, they rub, they jiggle, they shake. They coat their rich, soft tits with baby oil and strip down to their panties. Soon their hands will be kneading, rubbing, yanking and stroking. Their breasts will engulf the boner, squeezing, jerking and massaging. The girls purr, hum, whisper and murmur in jack-chat, their sweet voices bringing a sonic eroticism to the action until their target explodes.

It happens every day. Beautiful girls with big boobs get locked out of their apartments. There's only one thing they can do. Knock on a neighbor's door, get themselves invited in, have a seat on his bed and then get comfy while she waits for her neighbor to come back with a drink. It must really be annoying to have to deal with this, especially when the girl is as beautiful and as busty as Janet Jade. It's inconvenient enough when Janet flaunts her amazing chest in your face, sits on your bed in the middle of the afternoon and asks if you have a wife, a girlfriend or kids. But then she wants to play a game with you called Tits & Tugs and asks, 'What do you think about these?" while she unties her halter top and shows you a pair of award-winning hooters, the kind of 44-inch, 38-DDDs that make a grown man weep out of happiness. You allow Janet to lustily milk your cock with her awesome breasts and soft palms just to move things along. The things you do for girls. They're so needy. Of course, now you have to let her use your bathroom to rinse the man-juice off her tits. Just grin and bear it. After all, Janet grinned and bared it for you.

This double feature is dedicated to that miraculous yet unassuming girl-next-door, Janet Jade and her amazing natural tits. Janet went outside to lift weights and bounce on a big oval-shaped workout ball, spray herself to cool off, shower, cum and have fun. Changing from her two-piece gym outfit to a bikini, she ends up naked and dripping wet. Janet said she keeps her DDD rack in tip-top shape with dancing and rollerblading. "I don't like wearing bras any time except when I exercise. I never wear one at home and I don't wear one out if I can help it. If I could wear just a T-shirt and shorts all the time, I'd be happy. I normally don't wear underwear either."

I scream, you scream, we all scream for Janet Jade. The hottest ice cream parlor in the world has been constructed and our little sundae maker is none other than the busty and gorgeous Janet Jade. "First, I'm going to put a little whipped cream on my tits," an already naked Janet says, spritzing the contents of the can on each delicious areola. "Ooooh, yeah.... Looks so delicious...." What a tit-man would do to have the chance to lick those creamy nips clean and then suck them good! Janet does just that, licking and self-sucking her cream-coated confections, savoring the sweet flavor of her flawless skin. By the time this little lesson in sundae making is over, Janet will have turned her sexy body into a human dessert with sprinkles and cherries. How sweet it is.