Y'know, it's a funny world. Huge boobed April McKenzie reached the age of 22 before she even heard of SCORE and Voluptuous. What is wrong with the educational system in America? But better late than never. Thank heavens April had secret desires just waiting to explode. "Guys mostly seem to want to cum on my tits," April has observed. April, that's because you attract mainly breast-men in everything you do and everywhere you go, and breast-men generally like to drop their loads on girls' tits. It's only natural. April's dated exceptions to the rule but if a guy is regularly seeing a girl who busts a bra, there's a 99% chance that he craves big tits. (Linsey said she once dated a guy who didn't care about her tits. That's impossible to understand.