What do women really want? Security? Affection? Love? Money? Greater power within the industrial-political-military complex? We just don't fucking know. So we went to the expert. We asked Josh, the nephew of one of our SCORE staffers. "Josh, dude," we asked. "What do women really want?" Without looking up from his Game Boy for even a second, Josh told us flat out. "The penis." He also mumbled a word that sounded like "Morons." So that's the answer. Anyway, this pictorial validates Josh's statement. (Not the morons part.) The brunette is Zoe Samms. The meaty strawberry blonde is Tina. Zoe is a Voluptuous model.