"Via Paxton: she's like Mariah Carey with tits," some punter once wrote us. Which reminded us of a quote by Yogi Berra: "Never answer an anonymous letter." Getting this pictorial ready for ink, we were thinking of favorite stroke scenes from the 1999 Florida-lensed A Day With Via Paxton, one of the two videos Via made (the other being Stacked & Packed, shot in Mexico). Some readers preferred the SCORE-mobile washing scene. Others still whack to the breast-flying workout segment. The "Stood-up" segment is the one re-played here the most. Via's all dolled up and waiting for her date to arrive. The table is set and Via is anxious. Then the phone rings. "Hello Charles...what do you mean you can't come?" says Via. This guy Charles must be the biggest moron who ever lived. Certainly not a V-Mag reader. So Via does what any healthy, extra-large breasted lovely woman must do in this kind of situation. She gets completely naked and reclines on her bed, rubbing herself all over, tit-fucking her boobs with a toy, and then vibrating her clit and pussy lips to dingdom-come.

The letters are starting to come in once again about Via due to this pictorial. "Here's hoping she makes more regular visits to the Score studios," wrote one regular. Which reminds us of another quote by Yogi: "It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future."