This pictorial of Vanessa Steele is a glamour-sexy set photographed in the garden of a very nice house the photographer had access to. (As opposed to jumping over a stranger's fence for a quick photo shoot.) Vanessa's an exotic dancer from Alexandrea, Virginia. She's 5'8", 132 pounds and measures 40-26-35 (bra: 34DD). Respectable stats, most would agree. Our editor Mike didn't find out anything about her personally since he couldn't reach her on the horn. He's still waiting for Vanessa to call back, but, hey, these things happen now and then to us with a new model. Mike thinks Vanessa resembles Rocki Roads, and she does have a touch of the Rock in her beautiful facial features. Other than that, until we eventually touch base with Vanessa, that's about all we have to report. Hey, we've never been the kind of magazine that prints up phony copy and phony quotes ("I wish your cock was dripping cum on my nipples.") to fill up space, unlike our competitors. That's just not our speed. Besides, we're grown men with ex-wives. It's embarrassing to pretend to be a horny female model. Anyway, Vanessa Steele, phone home when you get a minute.