So you want to be a SCORE Group photographer and shoot the girls with the big swingers? Take this simple quiz to see if you have the right stuff.

A great way to find new models is to:

A) Give a woman your business card in a straightforward manner if you think she has potential and might pose, then make your exit.

B) Give a woman your business card, then ask how much she charges for full service.

C) Bump into a woman at the bra department of a major department store, apologize, give her your business card, and ask her out for a drink.

Answer: Tape a string to a $100 bill and put it on the ground. Pull the string towards you when a prospective model approaches.

2001 was a truly brutal year for the Voluptuous Model of the Year Contest. We're sorry. There were so many wondrous contenders and more than half of them were new girls such as Sarah Mercury. We're sorry to have presented so many fantastic new choices to vote for and we truly apologize for the inconvenience. One of those ultra-fantastic babes was the genuinely awe-inspiring Sarah, a regular woman-type with a pair of the most magnificent, knock-out hooters ever seen in the history of Voluptuous. We have remained the only men's magazine to photograph her, let alone photograph her in the style befitting her greatness. The May 2002 V-Mag will have a tally of the voting with the first, second and third place winners in new pictorials. In a year dominated by Sharday in so many ways in SCORE and V-Mag, Sarah was right up there with the best supernaturals in the world. If Sharday had never modeled, things would have been very different and perhaps Sarah would have held court, as the voting was strong in her favor. But there's next year, and as we always point out, there are no losers, only winners, in this annual contest.