Samantha told us that she gets patted down when she travels through airports. Security is under the impression that she's carrying some concealed object under her shirt. Right! Like she's some kind of big threat. They just want a cheap feel, admit it. When the SCORE team used to pass through the airports during Boob Cruises, the girls were thoroughly examined by security. Oddly enough, no one gave a crap about the male staffers. This pictorial doesn't re-enact what Samantha has to go through during body seraches at airports but we're sure quite a few male screeners have fantasized about giving her an examination like this. .