"Do all of these girls have to shave?" grouses a Voluptuous Magazine reader. "I prefer them hirsute, meaning naturally hairy, especially those dark haired lovelies. They don't have to be overflowing, but a nice beaver gets me off." It's not like we have the final say about a model's hair, either above or below. Fact is, most models today wear their pubic follicles in wispy landing strips or just shave their love patches totally bald, especially if their occupation is exotic dancer. It's the trendy fad of the contemporary times, like those overdone tattoos and piercings. The only drawback to the newer fads is that once a tat goes on, it's a bitch to get off. Even high tech lasers leave a messy residue, so girls should really think twice before they go the "Illustrated Woman" route. And ten years later, tats can turn into hideous blobs as the ink spreads and fades. Now that we are done lecturing to young girls who don't fuckin' listen anyway, let's re-examine Roxanne here from England, who was from the old school of dark, wooly, bushy snatches that our V-Man above so desperately loves. She's now 30 years old and should be selling hair removing gel on TV. One time in a hotel room without a copy of V-Mag handy, we jacked off watching one of those infomercials.