Go into SCORE Theater and watch Johanna on video as she nakedly talks about herself and her interests. And man, can she talk. She's a first-class, classic Stockholm bombshell and no small cocktease either. Johanna's personal modeling boundaries are much more restrictive than most of the chicks in SCORE. In English, that means no spreading of the pussy lips, at the very least. In fact, if they were all like Johanna, we'd either have to blow our brains out or go back to our old job, assembling dildos at the Doc Johnson factory. The other day, the newspapers reported that Nicole Kidman is being cast as the sexy Swedish secretary Ulla ("Get car, get car.") in the new movie musical version of The Producers. Wrong choice! Totally wrong. The girl they need is right here! She's 39-25-35, 5'10", weighs 125 pounds and speaks Swedish and English.