She's 27, born February 3, 1977 in a small town in Italy, Lake Como (where actor George Clooney owns a villa). Now she lives in New York City for the time being and goes to school. She's 5'8", weighs 165 pounds and measures a gland-stimulating 46-30-36. "The men I like don't fall in love with me," says Miranda. "The men I don't like always fall in love with me. When I meet a man, I know if I have a feeling for him; if he's the man for me. But when I meet a man who I think is right for me, he doesn't think I'm right for him!" Poor Miranda. What a dilemma. One day things will work out for the best. In the meantime, let's hope Miranda stays naked for us and takes care of those fantastic boobies.