Photographed on Jost Van Dyke. Everyone enjoys Minka. A much beloved veteran of the Boob Cruise, Minka's third sailing proved to be her most action packed. First off, wild-eyed woman Donita was her cabin mate. Yet even Donita was astonished at Minka, including how much Minka can eat (we mean food). Several times, strange sounds emanating from the ship's galley in the dead of night caused one to suspect burglars. Nope, just Minka raiding the ship's refrigerators and making herself a gigantic post-midnight snack to bring back to her cabin. None of the graveyard shift crew members waved her off. How could they, when she'd say, "Hi, I'm Minka. Surrender the eggs and beef." Minka, as always, was the late night dance floor burner, the wake-up-early, ready-to-rock model, and the warmhearted, sexy lady. Plus, the Minka you see here is the new, supersized Asian wonder. Those unbelievably gigantic, mindblasting tits had lots of tourists and locals yelling with sexual excitement when we ventured into populated areas. Knowing her zany sense of humor, we expected Minka to put on another horny-crazy stage show this year. She did not fail us. Just ask Ricky, our veteran Cruiser, whose hoped-for career as a federal judge will probably hit a snag when they pull out the photos of him with Minka. Then again, in light of Bill Clinton's antics, maybe not. Thank you from all of us, Minka.