This is a little like Michelle Bond's version of Marilyn Monroe's famous scene in The Seven Year Itch. There are a few minor differences. Michelle is a brunette, not a blonde. Michelle is British, Monroe was American. Michelle's got 34H-cups, Monroe was a 36D. Michelle's dress is purple, not white. Michelle's not standing over a subway grate in dirty New York City that blows air up her dress; she's on the steps of an ancient villa in sunny, mystical Portugal feeling the breeze. Monroe never got totally naked, spread and fingered herself. Other than that, it's a damn near perfect homage. What does Michelle wear back home in Wirral? "When I go out partying, I wear skimpy stuff, but during the day, I wear a skirt and a top because there aren't many dresses that fit me.