Our friends at the Doc Johnson company, who provide most of the toys and gizmos the models use in the Busty Dildo Lovers and Stacked & Packed video series, are making molds from Mary Carey's pussy, ass, mouth, feet and tits for use as sex objects. Yes, some men buy these rubber body parts and do things with their penises to them. "I'm flattered beyond belief and excited that people can buy my body parts," said Mary, who surprisingly didn't show up at the Democratic National Convention in Boston. "Now anyone can experience the magic between my legs. And since I don't do anal, the thought of thousands of guys popping my virgin asshole gets me warm all over." Geez, whatever happened to the glamour? Call us old-fashioned and stuffy but we're very happy with unscented facial tissues.