A down-to-earth chick who often walks around her neighborhood in T-shirts and shorts (a sight we would love to see), Maria Moore is the kind of woman we dream of finding for Voluptuous. In her case, our dreams did come true. "I'm proud of my boobs," Maria told your editors in a SCORELAND.com video interview that should go into a DVD one day. "But if I were going to dinner in a restaurant, I would probably have to cover them up. I always let a little show, because they're mine. I'm happy with them. I wear form-fitting turtle necks. You still know they're there and I think it's a sexier look than a deep plunging neckline." Y'know, watching chicks as stacked as Maria simply undress and model bras and other outfits while they're talking about their boobs could be the best kind of video of them all. The reaction to Maria has been nothing short of volcanic, leading us to realize that the upcoming V-Mag Newcomer of the Year Contest could be a battle royale considering the contestants.