Ask any SCORE Man on Boob Cruise 2000. Lorna Morgan would be a perfect castaway-mate. We asked Lorna what she would want to have if she was shipwrecked and could only have one item or product. Her answer: "My mobile phone fully charged and in service, a yacht would be handy, and as a last choice, Brad Pitt. If none of these qualify, then it would have to be my toothbrush..it vibrates." Sounds reasonable. If you're in the U.K., swing by Lorna's native city of Cardiff, Wales and visit the nightclub, Fantasy Lounge. Several nights a week, you'll find Lorna lap dancing her heart out. Lorna the lap dancer? That's right, lads. No kilts allowed. Check Lorna's website (lorna-morgan.net) for details on how to get your trousers pressed.