Thanks for being such a powerful, sexy force in ten years of V-Mag, Linz. Who needs more conclusive proof that LDM is a super-wonder woman? By our cipherin' methods (fingers and toes), it's calculated that LDM has made 12 pictorial appearances in V-Mag since December '96. Purists who comb through their collections will object to this count. And they're fuckin-A right. There was the Holiday 2000 issue with LDM on the cover and inside, a 32 page 15 month Linsey calendar. Now usually Linsey doesn't do pictorials as comic book superheroines. This was an exception and she looks out-of-this-world. Those power bracelets could easily deflect our ball bullets. Should LDM do more fantasy characters like this?

As mentioned in SCORELAND News this week, Linsey is one of eight British celebrities locked in a real haunted castle this weekend (March 12, 13, 14) for the LivingTV reality show "I'm Famous and Frightened!" The ghostbustin' starts Friday, 9pm London time. It's 37 degrees in Northumberland, where creepy Chillingham Castle is located, and rain is expected all weekend. Like Joe Flaherty as Count Floyd used to say, "Ooo, scary!"