Black pumps and black nylon stockings. They look better when Linda is filling them out with her voluptuous-to-a-V body. A registered nurse, for real, Linda shows her beautiful form after debuting in our March '98 issue and returning in Nov. of that year. Don't tell us you've forgotten her? No way! Don't you have her 42-28-36 measurements written on your cuff, like we have? She's now 23 years old, weighs 134 lbs. and straps on a 38DD bra. NOW do you remember her? Linda's a single woman living and working in London, dates when she has the time and describes herself as ordinary. OK, so Linda may be an ordinary name for such a spectacular looking lady, but an American-style modeling moniker like, say, Mounds O'joy or Linda Lungs doesn't fit her. So, we're quite pleased with just Linda (and not just plain Linda) and we describe her as extraordinary, never ordinary. Nor would we turn down the offer of a sponge bath, unless it was offered to us while we were heading to work on the tube.