Mad Over Madison
"Guys just always shout things about my boobs like, 'Hey, big tits!' Lily Madison said. "That's about it. Never anything too imaginative. I think if a guy ever said anything imaginative, he'd probably get my attention.
If we just yelled "Hey, big tits!" we'd never get any models. So what should a guy do to gain Lily's attention?
"Well, he probably shouldn't try to put his face in my boobs, which has happened before. Guys have said, 'Can I put my face in your boobs?' They shouldn't do that. If you can make me laugh, you have a chance. I like guys with a good sense of humor."
Lily calls herself a cupcake addict and a full time nerd. If this is what a nerd looks like, we need to start hanging out at Mensa meetings to find new models.